Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Why did the cat go to the gym? To get some paws-itive reinforcement!
Why did the cat go to the vet? To get some purr-sonal attention!
Why did the cat become a superhero? It wanted to be the cat-alyst for justice!
Cats of a feather flock together, but not always. Unless you're a sassy cat, then you're a solitary feline.
Catnip is not a real thing, but cat-astrophe is!